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Thursday, July 05, 2007

My new Appointment

MY    NEW   APPOINTMENT…AFTER RETIREMENT….

 

I retired  from   Bank  of  India  , Coimbatore  as  Senior   Manager   after serving  in Bank  for  39  years  and  serving as   Sales  representative  for    one  year thus  making  my  total  service  40  years. I  am  on the  lookout  for  suitable   openings   after  rertirement.and  am  applying  to  many  prospective  employers.

 

Meantime   today at 5.45 AM  I  was  given  an  on  the  spot  oral  appointment  by  my  spouse   and  I have  joined    duty   today  the  1st July,  2007    inside  house   at    6  AM.

The main terms and conditions of employment are as below:

 

Place:  Presently Coimbatore   but it   will be   anywhere in India or abroad.

Job Area:  Domestic..Pertaining to   family work…

Designation:   House keeper/House Manager/House husband/At tender

(Designation may be interchanged and new designations like  servant,  useless  fellow   may  considered  on merits  based  on unsatisfactory  service)

Main departments:  Getting milk from booth, making coffee by 6  AM  without   wasting  milk,  sugar  and  supplying  to  other  members  of  the  company   in time,

Preparing breakfast  like  uppuma,,rasam chadam,etc   buying   vegetables  from  market  at  cheap rates ,  cutting  them   without  wasting  any  part  of  the  vegetable and  cooking     lunch   breakfast, tea  in  the  evening  4  pm  without  adding   milk, preparing  dinner…only  thayiru  Chatham) In  addition  other   regular  work  like  washing  clothes,  drying,  sweeping  house   twice  daily, cleaning  toilets, dusting  furniture, attending  to   telephone  calls,  taking  care  of  Television,Computer,,etc  being  not  used  more  than  30  minutes  per  day,  opening  /closing  gates,  doors,  windows,  going  to  ration  shop  by  walk,  etc .

Probation:  2 months from DT of joining…may be extended if found necessary applicable

Notice of relinquishment   of   Job:  Not applicable

Lifetime service bond to   be executed by oral submission

Date of retirement: Negotiable but not likely to   be before you are found to do any    domestic work.

EMOLUMENTS:   No monetary compensation…instead   morning coffee after serving the proprietor,  after  noon  lunch  if  anything  is  remaining,  and  night   thayir  chadam.

Working hours:  6  am  to   6  am…24  hours

Holiday:  not presently considered

Perquisites:  Allowed to go and get previous days newspaper  from  neighbors  and  read, allowed  to  visit  general   hospital  for  any  free medical  checkup

Hospitalization   :Not    allowed

Leave:   Not required to be  considered

Note:  Any external  recommendations/consideration  in  service  matters  through  any   other  member  of  the  family  or  outsiders  will  be  deemed  to  be  a  major  misconduct  and  necessary  disciplinary  action  will  be  instituted   against  the  staff

Note:  Depending on  satisfactory  performance  of  duties  assigned  or  unassigned  from  time  to  time  the  candidate  may  be  considered  for  posting  abroad.

 

This is for the information of all retired people…..who  are  in  similar   position….

 

Raghavan

 

 

 

 

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